and I fall for it every time

from FB and twitter: hey look here I wrote a blog about something interesting
looks at blog: um yeah I wrote something really really great but it's not on this blog you have to read about it over here

do you know where you're located?

asking someone yesterday where their establishment was located in the behemoth that is Turkey Creek these day
well if you are coming from 40 get off At Campbell Station exit
I'm not..
It'll be on the Farragut end
I guessed that based on the exit you suggested but what are you close to?
blah blah bank

okay let me tell you there are 50 million banks in this area if it isn't my bank I have no idea what it's name is..
I finally an with exasperation in my voice asked what store are you close to? and that finally got me to an answer that let me know exactly where this place was located

love is great and all

but next time I marry for money...

but what about the children????

I am not typically a mall shopper but have found myself in at least 4 different malls in 4 different states over the past 6 months or so and am intrigued by the Abercrombie phenomena..You know the one where you walk within a 100 yards or so and are overwhelmed with the smell of some perfume and I am not even going to mention the blaring music because the olfactory overload usually leaves me stunned and confused and I am not even walking into the store! The smell was burned into my nose to the extent that I could smell it in my car on the way home. It can't be good for the employees or customers..they are going to wind up with some weird lung disease years down the road they could call it what pink lung?

hope you all had a ghoulish evening!

we had a fantastic evening in spite of the torrential rains and not a bad haul of candy either

yeah I get it

in discussing a particularly horrible crime committed locally someone mentioned that the father of the female victim seemed particularly angry in a manner they could not understand...
personally I am amazed the father is able to comport himself as well as he seems to in the same situation I doubt I could be as graceful

2012

so is this happening for sure?
'cause I am thinking get a bunch of credit cards, quit jobs and school and we should go have some fun, shopping, eating out at really nice restaurants, travel whatever ya' know....

way to kick me when I'm down

I have been discouraged this semester and while David was quick to remind I am this way every semester I really have been doing poorly in class so much so that I am fairly certain I will be taking it again..anywhooo was going to ed feeling discouraged only to grab the latest alumni magazine that came in the mail you know the one-the oooh look at all I have not accomplished magazine

time to go shoe shopping

C got assigned a diorama for social studies which clearly means he needs a shoe box and hence shoe shopping for Mommy...I am such a good Mommy

my need for a sister wife

seriously it is my contention that I would accomplish so very much more every day if I had a wife to run all my errands...